Is this the summer’s most outrageous cover letter?

Eesh! A tipster sent the Gawker blog an applicant’s cover letter for a digital account manager position. Oh. My. This candidate is confident and bold — very bold. Although Gawker didn’t publish the entire cover letter, it did post excerpts. For instance, “I don’t just think outside the box, I stand on top of it. I aim to appease my employer. If he/she isn’t satisfied with my work, I will sweat blood and tears until I get them the result that they are enamored with.” Would yo…