18 Facebook members that scare you, annoy you, sicken you, amuse you …

Do you know this guy on Facebook, the “Relentless, Disingenously Humble Self-Promoter,” who posts status updates like, “Wish me luck at the interview — I hope the headhunter doesn’t realize I’m not qualified to hold such a crazy-impressive title!” What about the “Girl with a Crappy Job Who Really, Really Can’t Wait for Friday”? What about these 16 other Facebook members?